Stoner Dog Meme Generator
Stoner Dog is a dog with red, half-closed eyes on a color wheel, the stoned advice animal. Captions are high thoughts and munchie logic - deep questions about cereal, plans that will be forgotten in a minute. It's the meme for hazy wisdom.
Best Stoner Dog posts
- ''You can't smoke tobacco here!'' / it's not tobacco
- Cop says "how high are you" / so i say "No, its hi how are you"
- get stoned / watch bob ross paint
- What race are you gonna play as in skyrim? / high elf
- Turn THE RADIO ON / I can't SEE
- we are on the earth. the earth is in space... / dude, we're in space
- fog outside / Government experiment
- saying The Phrase, "are you as bored as i am" backwards still makes sense. / Mind Blown
- when life gives you lemons / smoke weed
- goes to subway / orders a six-inch footlong
- went to front door to get pizza / biggest challenge of my life
- thinking about quitting smoking / smokes to come up with ideas how to quit
- SPEND 45 MINUTES REPLYING TO POST / "CANCEL"
- cops ask if you have smoked / answer ''whaat''
- Chronic Masturbation / two of my favorite things
- I got 99 problems but.. / i got 99 problems
- Ask for marinara sauce / forget to use marinara
- Eat entire meal with fingers / Realize you have a fork
- so i left to get my phone / why am i in the fridge?
- COMES TO CLASS LATE WITH BAG OF KETCHUP CHIPS AND 2L OF MOUNTAIN DEW / "I got lost on the path of life"