thinking about quitting smoking / smokes to come up with ideas how to quit
A Stoner Dog post.
A dog with red, half-closed eyes, set on a colour wheel - the stoned member of the advice-animal family. He isn't sad. He isn't tired. He has simply discovered that his paws are amazing, and needs a minute. The top line sets up a thought, the bottom line follows it somewhere it shouldn't go. Deep questions: "If you eat cereal with a fork" / "is it still breakfast or just a snack with ambition?" Munchie logic: "Ate the whole bag of chips" / "to make room in the cupboard." And big plans: "Gonna write down this genius idea" / "...what was it again?" It's the meme for hazy wisdom - the profound late-night insight that, by morning, turns out to be about toast. Stoner Dog delivers every one of them with total sincerity and the eye contact of a dog who has forgotten where he is. **Why it caught on:** everyone has had a three-in-the-morning thought that felt like philosophy and wasn't.