Chuck Norris Meme Generator
Chuck Norris, the martial artist and actor best known for Walker, Texas Ranger. From 2005, "Chuck Norris facts" spread online: wildly exaggerated claims about his toughness, collected on a fan site by Ian Spector and passed around everywhere.
The facts are delivered as calmly as a weather report. That deadpan is the whole joke.
Captions follow one formula: something ordinary, broken by Chuck. "Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups" / "he pushes the Earth down." "Chuck Norris counted to infinity" / "twice." "When Chuck Norris enters a room" / "he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off." Office versions follow: "Chuck Norris doesn't need Wi-Fi. The internet connects to him."
Norris took it with good humour and later put out his own book of the facts, which is the toughest possible response to being turned into a meme: joining in.
Why it caught on: an endless supply of one-liners with a hero who can't lose, and a real man good-natured enough to play along.
Best Chuck Norris posts
- I don't call the wrong number / You answer the wrong phone
- I won the WORLD SERIES OF POKER / USING POKEMON CARDS
- I lost my virginity / Before my dad
- I killed an hour / literally
- When Alexander Bell Invented the telephone / He had 11 missed calls from Chuck Norris
- Jesus Christ can walk on water / But I can swim through land
- chuck norrris will strangle you / with a cordless phone
- I used to think myself as a weak person / until an arrow shattered itself on my knee
- throws one bird / kills two stones
- I threw a grenade and killed 50 people / And then the grenade exploded
- Pictured below: / A typical Ukrainian Soldier
- When i have a birthday / the candles blow me
- chuck norris doesn't turn on the shower / he stares at it until it starts to cry
- Once kicked a horse in the jaw / its descendants are now known as giraffes
- wHEN CHUCK NORRIES POKES YOU ON FACEBOOK / yOU CAN FEEL IT
- rubbed two ice cubes together / got fire
- Kids pee in snow / Chuck norris pees in concrete
- The dinossaurs meesed with me / once.
- PLAY RUSSIAN ROULETTEwith all bullets loaded / i still win
- Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer / Too bad he has never cried