plays call of duty / assumes he knows everything about guns
A Annoying Gamer Kid post.
A photo of a grinning boy in a yellow T-shirt gripping a game controller, on an orange and blue colour wheel. Where the photo came from isn't known. He's every lobby you've ever joined. The top line is what he does, the bottom line is the gap between his confidence and reality. "Everyone better than me has no life" / "everyone worse than me is a noob." "Invites you over" / "gives you the bad controller." "Winning 99 to 1" / "still talks trash." "Calls you son" / "you're 30." He thinks he invented the first-person shooter. He threatens to hack you and doesn't know what a file is. He spams the one move he's learned in a fighting game and calls it skill. And yet, somehow, he's winning. To be fair to the kid in the photo, he just looks happy to be playing. The annoying part is the voice in the headset. **Why it caught on:** anyone who has played online has met this kid, usually at full volume.