CREATE GAYS / HATE GAYS
A Scumbag God post.
A stern, white-bearded God cut from a classical painting, wearing the brown patterned cap from the Scumbag Steve meme (2011), on a blue, yellow and white colour wheel. The Scumbag format puts something nice on the top line and the catch on the bottom. Here it's aimed at the Creator, and the complaints are about the design. "Creates everything in six days" / "makes it look like it took billions of years." "Gives people teeth to eat" / "makes them rot when they eat." "Gets 100% of the credit for curing your cancer" / "and 0% of the blame for causing it." It's a favourite of internet atheists and of anyone who's ever asked why mosquitoes exist. God doesn't respond. Which, the meme would argue, is also very on brand. The cap was originally worn by a real man, Blake Boston, who never asked for any of it either. **Why it caught on:** it gave old questions about faith and suffering a short, cheeky, two-line form.