light bulb blows out / steals light bulb from your room
A Douchebag Roommate post.
A party photo of a man in glasses, a white T-shirt and an open lavender shirt, arms thrown wide in mid-dance, on a pink and cyan colour wheel. Where the photo came from isn't known. He's the roommate every shared flat eventually gets. The top line is the friendly gesture, the bottom line is the catch. "Want to split a pizza?" / "eats seven slices." "Borrows your car" / "uses up all the gas." "Goes out to lunch" / "'forgets' his wallet." "Spills beer" / "'it'll evaporate'." He throws parties and charges you for the beer. His bulb blows, so he takes yours. He borrows your razor and returns it, mysteriously, with his beard still intact. And through all of it, he's dancing, because none of it is his problem. The man in the photo is probably lovely. He just looks like someone who has never once bought toilet paper. **Why it caught on:** anyone who has shared a fridge has a story, and this gave it a face.