Scumbag Analytic Philosopher Meme Generator
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- says continental philosophy is bad literature / spends two hours talking about zombies
- randomly inserts symbols into papers / that will make philosophy more like math, right?
- point unclear? / better change some words to italic
- mocks historians of philosophy for useless research neglecting real problems / works on mereology
- Is a fictional construct devised to make you feel superior / will still do better on the job market than you
- claims he doesn't understand your view / understands, has no clue how to object
- becomes suspicious of intuitions / Changes "intuitively" to "naturally" in all his papers
- doesn't read heidegger because of anti-semitism / reads frege
- Gives a talk on implicit biases / only takes questions from white men
- Claims to be a 'Scientific realist' / thinks language is the key to solving ontological problems
- MORALLY OUTRAGED IN ETHICS SEMINAR / MORAL NIHILIST IN METAETHICS SEMINAR
- claims there are things we can't speak of / writes about them instead
- the distribution of social advantages should be determined behind a 'veil of ignorance' / academic pedigree should determine success on the job market
- CULTURAL RELATIVIST / DEems his own society immoral
- mocks phenomenology / thinks he can intuit necessary truths
- Lacks rigor / adds "prima facie" to all his points
- waxes nostalgic about the state of nature / has never slept outside
- doesn'T belIEVE IN REASON / wRITES A PAPER TO PROVE IT
- finds devestating problem with own view / doesn't care cause it also affects the opponent
- Lives his life in pursuit of truth / flips out when a grad student questions him