Philosoraptor Meme Generator
Philosoraptor is a drawing of a velociraptor resting its claw against its chin, deep in thought. Originally a T-shirt design by LonnieMachin, it became an advice animal in 2008. Captions are shower thoughts, paradoxes and wordplay: "If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?" It's the meme for questions that make you stop and think, or at least sound like they should.
Best Philosoraptor posts
- IF GUNS don't kill people, people kill people / does that mean that toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?
- IF PRO IS THE OPPOSITE OF CON... / THEN WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF PROGRESS?
- IF GOD CREATED THE SUN ON THE FOURTH DAY / HOW HAD FOUR DAYS PASSED?
- if steroids are illegal for athletes / shouldn't photoshop be illegal for models?
- if you're hotter / than me, does that make me cooler than you?
- IF A TREE FALLS IN THE WOODS AND NOBODY HEARS IT / DOES A HIPSTER BUY ITS ALBUM?
- In Lion King 3D / does circle of life become sphere of life?
- WOULDNT IT BE IRONIC / IF SOMEONE DIED IN THE LIVING ROOM
- why do we cook bacon / and bake cookies?
- why do noses run / but feet smell?
- If black isn't a color / Then why are black people called the colored
- If we are what we eat / TheN are cannibals thE only real humans?
- cinderella's clothing disappeared at midnight / why didn't her shoe?
- Alcohol may be man's worst enemy / but the bible says to love your enemy
- If NOTHINGs faster than LIGHT, / How did darkness get there first?
- If McDonalds Is usIng 100% chicken now / wtf were they feeding us?
- If some day we all go to prison for downloading music / I hope they split us by the music genre
- If pinocchio says his nose will grow, / what happens?
- If teachers can't teach every subject / why do students have to learn them al?
- If seagulls lived by the bay / wOULD THEY BE bagels?