Foul Bachelor Frog Meme Generator

Foul Bachelor Frog is a frog standing upright on a teal color wheel, the advice animal for gross, lazy bachelor living.

He is not ashamed. He has never been ashamed. He has a system.

The top line names a problem every adult faces; the bottom line is his solution. "No clean plates? Eat over the sink." "Out of milk? Cereal with orange juice." "Laundry day? Turn the socks inside out."

What makes it work is the pride. Every caption is offered as a life hack, a clever idea he'd happily teach. Most of them also, if we're honest, sound like something you did last Tuesday. The frog just says it out loud.

Why it caught on: living alone means nobody sees your shortcuts - this frog shows them to everyone, proudly.

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Best Foul Bachelor Frog posts

• 4:23 a.m. / one more episode
• 4 free previews remaining / fap wisely
• open fridge. nothing. close fridge / repeat 4 times
• Internet not working / whole computer useless
• resist smelling fingers after scratching balls / maturity acquired
• reads about boy fapping 42 times in one night / challenge accepted
• Drop Ice on Floor / To lazy to pick it up, kick it under fridge
• ONE DAY WITHOUT FAPPING / MASTER OF SELF-DISCIPLINE
• girl sits on your bed / gets pregnant
• ADD SPICE TO MINUTE MEAL / MASTER CHEF
• Spill drink on floor / mop with foot
• spend day hating life / come home, laugh at frog pictures, feel better
• brush teeth / spit blood
• tells friends hes busy / does absolutley nothing for the entire day
• First class Cancelled / All classes cancelled
• use bathroom / turn sink on and pretend to wash hands
• see a 5 girl photo on facebook / the hottest isn't tagged
• Reads foul Bachelor frog / "That's not such a bad idea."
• Internet, eat, sleep / Repeat
• amount of money spent on doing laundry over four years of college / $2.50