Conspiracy Keanu Meme Generator

Conspiracy Keanu is a still of Keanu Reeves as Ted in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989), wide-eyed in mid-revelation. The meme took off in 2010.

Ted is not a deep thinker, which is exactly why his sudden, shocked insight is so convincing.

Captions start with "What if" and spiral. The top line opens the thought; the bottom finishes it somewhere unexpected. "What if we're all in a simulation... and déjà vu is a glitch?" "What if my dog thinks I'm the one walking him?" "What if colors look different to everyone... and we just agreed on names?"

The questions aren't really conspiracies. They're the thoughts that arrive at 3 a.m. and feel enormous, then sound silly at breakfast. Keanu - widely known as one of the nicest people in Hollywood - makes even the silliest one feel worth considering.

Why it caught on: everyone has had a mind-blowing thought that isn't, and this is exactly what it feels like.

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Best Conspiracy Keanu posts

• what if april fools is really on april 2nd / and we have been april fooled all this time
• What if I really am the 1,000,000th visitor / And I just missed out on a free Ipad?
• What if when you walk into a room and forget why you went in there / It's actually God playing Sims and he just cancelled your action?
• What if people used to be able to make wishes / then someone wished they couldn't
• What if calculus teachers are really just pirates / And they use us to find "x" SO they can get their treasure
• what if this meme has 1,000,000 upvotes / but the number of downvotes makes it seem really low?
• wHAT IF OXYGEN MAKES OUR VOICE DEEPER / aND HELIUM BRINGS IT BACK TO NORMAL?
• What if the reason we have no visitors from the future / is because we have no future
• What if anti-virus companies / invented viruses in the first place
• what if internet explorer is really shit / because no-one sends an error report
• WHAT IF ACTUALLY THERE IS AFTERLIFE / AND OUR GRANDMA IS WATCHING US MASTURBATE
• What if deja vu means you actually died / and are returning to your last checkpoint
• If two lesbians are in a relationship / Who makes the sandwiches?
• If the devil only punishes bad people / Doesn't that make him good
• what if princess Peach wants to be with Bowser / But mario keeps kidnapping her
• what if santa is real / but nobody is good enough to get a present?
• WHAT IF GOD IS SECRETLY RECRUITING SMART PEOPLE / AND USING THE BIBLE TO FIGURE OUT WHO THE DUMB ONES ARE?
• What if fruit loops / are just gay cheerios?
• What if the 1st person to eat a poisnous berry was just highly allergic / and now we're missing out on an amazing berry?
• WHAT IF TEETH ARE WORTH THOUSANDS / AND THE TOOTH FAIRY RIPPED ME OFF ALL THOSE YEARS?